1. Ben Guggenheim
Would rather sink with the unsinkable ship than be saved.
2. Hitler’s Navy Nephew
Who would have thought Hitler had a US Navy nephew
3. How much is used for Nutella… again?
4. Imaginary motorcycle
5. Bruce is gay
6. Sun is white
We have been seeing the wrong thing. My childhood knowledge is broken.
7. No Country for Old Men or There Will be Blood
8. Oh! Bill Murray
9. Comcast after Hurricane Ike
10. Shades of green
11. Prince on Radiohead’s Creep
12. This is too desperate
13. So that’s why.
14. April Fool’s Day
15. Professor X
16. Korean War?
17. Jewish Avengers
Who would have thought the original Avengers were Jewish.
18. Magic handshake
This is too brutal
19. You are blessed Pres. Johnson
Pres. Johnson is blessed and is proud of it… Good man.
20. Star Wars prequel marathon
This guy did it.
21. True. Smart answer.
22. Last child alive
23. Guess money isn’t everything
24. Mountain Dew
25. It’s like apple candy… but no apple
26. Attack of the tank
Is he drunk?
27. It’s not about censorhip
28. The Golden Cow
You can have a year’s supply of milk with this cow alone.
29. Italian noodles
30. Don’t piss on my rug
31. Captain Planet fights HIV
Well, this is a first. Injecting current events on cartoons has been already started ever since this guy.
32. Stomach brewed beer
Try filtering the beer first before drinking.
33. Now you see me
Nice to know they’re doing it themselves and not stuntmen/women.
34. Cannibalism 42,000 years ago
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