1. Make everything steal-proof including liquid detergents!
2. Don’t announce that you have laptops inside the store…in bold letters!
3. Make smart people know that you buy gold without being direct about it.
4. Deceive robbers into thinking you are not yet operating.
5. Collect calls from jails are offered in Ghetto.
6. Hide security tabs under the cheese boxes.
7. Some businesses buy gold teeth stolen from cadavers.
8. Keep gasoline tank locked at all times.
9. Take out counters are keep locked when unattended.
10. Salon owners can’t spell properly.
11. Store name done in Ghetto language.
12. Parking lots are under surveillance for drug activities.
13. Pierced tire from an unhappy gang.
14. Convenience store done without the “re”.
15. Day care schools are locked to keep criminals away.
16. Someone quoted one of the Ten Commandments.
17. Vandalism is normal in the Ghetto.
18. Bizarre hairstyles are the trend in the Ghetto.
19. Gangs will steal even the door bell if they have the chance.
20. People don’t know how to spell correctly.
21. Signs are not done right.
YOU KNOW YOU"RE IN THE GHETTO WHEN....